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Famous Lordran Rapper MC Fungus arrested for assaulting a paparazzi in Darkroot Forest. 
The Lordran rapper famous for hits such as “Don’t touch my kid” and “Punching Your Soul” has been arrested by Lordran police after a scuffle at the Darkroot Covenant Night Club. MC Fungus apparently punch a paparazzi so hard that the photographer died instantly when his skeleton exploded from his skin. 
The cause of the conflict was when the paparazzi wouldn’t leave Fungus’ son [Lil Shroom] alone. After getting too close to the little guy Fungus stepped in and punched the ever living bajeebus out of the paparazzi.
Charges have been dropped on Fungus due to the 5th Lordran Amendment titled, “They had that shit coming.” and MC Fungus returned home to Darkroot Forest to begin work on his next album “Ankle Deep in Darkroots”

theblighttownbeacon:

Famous Lordran Rapper MC Fungus arrested for assaulting a paparazzi in Darkroot Forest. 

The Lordran rapper famous for hits such as “Don’t touch my kid” and “Punching Your Soul” has been arrested by Lordran police after a scuffle at the Darkroot Covenant Night Club. MC Fungus apparently punch a paparazzi so hard that the photographer died instantly when his skeleton exploded from his skin. 

The cause of the conflict was when the paparazzi wouldn’t leave Fungus’ son [Lil Shroom] alone. After getting too close to the little guy Fungus stepped in and punched the ever living bajeebus out of the paparazzi.

Charges have been dropped on Fungus due to the 5th Lordran Amendment titled, “They had that shit coming.” and MC Fungus returned home to Darkroot Forest to begin work on his next album “Ankle Deep in Darkroots”